Block that SPAM!

My new version of computer Internet access has a helpful feature: Report Spam. Yes sir, I’d like to report some Spam. Momma fried it up, tried to disguise it, and made me eat it. Every time I engaged in a staring contest with my dinner I’d demand, “Does this product contain meat as we know it?” Fighting this battle taught me a valuable lesson:

Follow the link for the rest of the story where there's no SPAM, just miles of laughs on the Humor Highway!

Love & laughs,
Shelly

Help meeee and my little brother Punkinhead

Check out my official store for "help meeee" totebags and more! Merchandise has the cover artwork from my CD Shelly's Nursery Rhymes: The REST of the Story...

"Shelly Ryan was born in the kingdom of Minneapolis. After being enlightened by great literature (okay, nursery rhymes), she developed a vivid imagination. Being an only child this trait was useful, although her parents never determined how many imaginary siblings she had...

She is pictured on the cover with one of her little brothers, Punkinhead. For years Shelly thought it was the voices in her head; turned out it was Peter Peter’s WIFE who was living inside her pumpkin shell! Halloweens would never be the same..."

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