...my true love started to annoy me...
HELLO!!!!! What did we not understand about the "no bird" policy? Yeah, I guess they're cute...okay baby, maybe you're right, it is a little romantic...they're cooing and you're...YOU'RE cooing TOO? That's kinky...'birdie style?'...come on...stop...
NO! I mean stop THEM so I don't end up with more than TWO freakin' turtle doves! Excuse me? No, watching a couple of birds going at it does NOT get me in the mood!
After that bizarre little holiday interlude on Day 2, I suggested my true love fly the coop and take the birds with him. He muttered something about the pet shop's return policy...
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